Song Parodies
Текст песни You're The One That I Want (GREASE - You're The One That I Want)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

Vader: I got kills, they're multiplyin'

And to rule is my goal

When I'm Emp'ror, we'll be smilin'

It's electrifyin!

Luke: You better shape up

'Cause my Dad's in there.

Yes, I feel the good in you

You better shape up

You cut off my hand,

but my heart is just as true.

Vader: Join me, son!



Luke: Dad, I came back here for you!

You're the one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, the one I need

Oh yes indeed!



<Vader ignites Luke's saber>

Vader: I see you've made a new weapon <saber retracts with a hiss>

And I'm so proud of you

but the Dark Side holds my affection... <door slides open>

Walk this way...

Luke: You better shape up

You were Anakin

You can still be sanctified!

Vader: You better shape up

You learned much from Ben

but you don't know the Dark Side!

It's too late!

Luke: Then my father's truly died!

You're the one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, the one I need

Oh yes indeed!

<Repeat Chorus>