Sounds Like Chicken
Текст песни A Current Affair

I saw Shane Warne pick his nose
Now it's on the back page of the Sun
I saw Shane Warne pick his nose
He rolled it up and bowled my brother out

I saw John Howard kiss his wife
Gave her a big smack on the cheek
I saw John Howard kiss his wife
Our leader needs no privacy

I saw Kim Beazley pick his wedge
Big, big story on the nightly news
I saw Kim Beazley pick his wedge
More attention than some starving kids

And the moral of the story is the media sucks!