South Park
Текст песни Mountain Town

Stan:There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just
went running by! Oh the snow's pure and white on the earth rich
and brown, just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain tooo!
The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the 3 feet
of snow i mean, this is a day when it's hard to ware a frooooo!
All the happy people stop to say hello.
Stranger:Get out of my way!
Stan: Even though the tempetures low. It's a perfect Sunday
morning in my quiet little mountain town!
Stan's Mom:Well good morning Stan!Stan:Can I have 8 dollars to see a movie?
Stan's mom:But I thought you were going skating...
Stan:But mom this is gonna be the best movie ever, It's a foriegen
film, from Canada!
Stan's mom:Alright, here you go but be back for supper!
Stan:Thanks mom!
Stan's mom:Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus
he's tender and mild, he'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny
croo! What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind
so open and pure, thank God we live in this quiet little redneck
mountain town!
Stan:Hi is your son home?
Kenny's mom:I think so, Hey(Stan:ow!)Kenny wake up, Kenny damnit come on!
Kenny:I'm coming!
Stan:Kenny, the Terrence & Phillip movie is out you wanna come?
Kenny:don't know
Kenny's mom:Where do you think your going?
Kenny:I'm going to see the T&P movie!
Kenny's mom:You can't you have to go to church!
Kenny:But mom I really wanna see this movie!
Kenny's mom:Fine go ahead and miss church,and when you die and
go to hell you can answer to satan!
Kenny:OK!
Stan:you can see your breath hanging in the air, you see homeless
people but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in wich
we'd be glad to drown!
Kenny:don't know
Stan:That's right, it's Sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred
redneck mountain town!
Kyle:Ok Ike let's try this 1 more time!
Ike:don't know
Kyle:Kick the baby!
Ike:Don't kick the baby.
Kyle:Kick the baby!!
Stan:Kyle, were going to the T&P movie!
Kyle:Oh my god dude!
Kyle's mom:Kyle,what's going on?
Kyle:nothing, were going skating now!
Kyle's mom:Oh well take your little brother out with you!
Kyle:Aw mom he's not even my real brother, he's adopted!
Kyle's mom: Do as I say Kyle!
Kyle:Ok, ok I'm sorry!
Kyle's mom:Look at those frail and fragile boys, it really gets
me down! The world is such a rotton place and city life's a
complete discrase! That's why i moved to this redneck mushangana
quiet mountain town!
(ding dong)
Cartman:Mooom somebody's at the dooor! Mom somebody's at the door I said!
Cartman's mom:Coming hun...
Cartman:Ah I can't see the T.V.!
Reportor:It's been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussan was killed by
a pak of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of
him.
Cartman's mom:Oh look Eric, It's your little friends.
Ike:Fireman!
Cartman:What are you guys doing here?(sees movie add)OH SWEET
DUDE YES YES!!!
All 4 boys: Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything
that we know, cuase the movies teach us what are parent's don't
have time to say! And this movies gonna make are lives comeplete!
Cause T&P are sweet(Cartman:super sweet)Thank god we live in
this quiet little po-dunk white-trash
Kenny:don't know
U.S.AAAAAA.
Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to T&P Asses of Fire please?
Clerk:NO!