Stompin' Tom Connors
Текст песни Rubberhead

Goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob,
Go and blow your innertube,
I got a brand new sugarcube,
So, goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob!

Well, I told my baby nice, "please don't flirt around,"
"And don't give eyes to other guys it makes my poor heart pound."
And as I told her nice, "please don't make me dread,"
She winked her eye at another guy, and when they left here's what she said:

"Goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob,
Go and blow your innertube,
I got a brand new sugarcube,
So, goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob!"

Well, I phoned my baby twice, to say she hurt me bad,
And, asked her when she's free again to make my poor heart glad.
Oh yes, I phoned her twice, and as with her I plead,
She left me alone on the buzzin' phone,
With the memory of what she said:

"Goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob,
Go and blow your innertube,
I got a brand new sugarcube,
So, goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob!"

(Well I was feelin' kinda bad around that time)

Well I took some good advice, and I met me another girl.
And just to walk with her one block, it sets my heart a-whirl,
And when we met my ex, well did her face get red,
She must've burned, at the way I turned my nose up in the air and said:

"Goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob,
Go and blow your innertube,
I got a brand new sugarcube,
So, goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob!"

"Goodbye, rubberhead, so long boob!"
Boob, boob, aboob, boob, boob, boob.