The Arrogant Worms
Текст песни Dangerous

©1995 The Arrogant Worms
Appears on C'est Cheese and Semi-Conducted.

Darling for you, I think of what I'd do
To keep you safe and sound
I would climb the highest mountain, I would swim the widest sea
I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground
I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos
I would catch a storm of killer bees
I would fight a fiery dragon with a wooden sword
If I didn't know what this could do to me

'Cause it's too dangerous! (too dangerous)
I'd really like to do it, but I might get hurt
It's dangerous! (too dangerous)
I don't feel like bleeding on my brand new shirt
You might call me cowardly and say I'll full of fright
You might call me yellow, and baby you'd be right!

So I'd surf across volcanoes full of lava
I'd even grab a tiger by the tail
I would make fun of a boxing champion's mother
But my courage and my bowels both would fail
I would fight off a bunch of angry Cossacks
I would stop a thousand bullets with my hand
I would laugh as my leg was amputated
But baby, I'm not that kind of man!

'Cause it's too dangerous! (too dangerous)
I use big words, but I never do the deed
It's dangerous! (too dangerous)
I faint like a baby if I see somebody bleed
I haven't got a backbone; I'm as timid as a mouse
I could find a cure for this, but I can't leave the house!

Cause it's dangerous!
Too dangerous...
Too dangerous...

For me!
For me!
For me