The Arrogant Worms
Текст песни The Coffee Song

©2004 The Arrogant Worms
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Young Derrick would love to take my order (Hi!)
He works at the coffee shop just up the street (Morning!)
He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas
He's my coffee enemy

Would you like a mochaccino?
Or perhaps a cappuccino?
Or maybe a frappuccino?
Said Derrick wearing the chinos

All I really want is a cup of coffee
So strong the spoon stands up just a cup of coffee
All I really want is a cup of coffee
Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick

You should try our biscotti
Or a low-cal cabbage cookie
This muffin's only 3.50
And what's super great is that it's fat free

Don't wanna smell like an espresso (It'd help!)
With your coffee-scented soap
Well, maybe you should have some chai tea
Or maybe join me in some tai chi. Come on!

All I really want is a cup of coffee
In a non-biodegradable cup just a cup of coffee
All I really want is a cup of coffee
Give me a friggin' cup of coffee

Oh Derrick why won't you listen to me
I don't want a magazine or a CD
I don't want a latte or a frappe
I just wanna coffee that doesn't taste crappy

All I really want is a cup of coffee (Cappuccino)
All I really want is a cup of coffee (Cappuccino)
All I really want is a cup of coffee (Cappuccino)
Give me a friggin' cup of coffee

All I really want
All I really want
All I really want
Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick