The Axis Of Awesome
Текст песни Crime Solving Cowboy

Who's that coming over the rise
Wearing so much colour that it hurts your eyes
Who's that over riding on a mule
In a purple hat and listening to Jewel

The crime in this town is out of control
And the fashion is a disgrace
Here comes a man, a man to solve it all
The man with the moisturised face

He's a crime solving cowboy
Your in trouble now boy
He fights for justice and the american way of life
He's a crime solving cowboy
He like to cook with bok choy
Sometimes I wonder why he doesn't have a wife

Just last week he wrestled two mexicans to the ground
Their shirts came off while wrestling and they wrestled all around
He visits all the crooks he catches at the local Jail
Sometimes I wonder cos they're all teenaged and male

He lives with his Deputy on Fabulous Ranch
His keen eyes don't miss a thing
With his cowboy hat and his cowboy chaps
And his special cowboy g-string

He's a crime solving cowboy
Here to search and destroy
Solving so much crime til he cant move his jaw
He's a crime solving cowboy
His girlfriend is a decoy
We'll see him at next year's Mardi Gras

He likes men
crime solving cowboy
He likes men
crime solving cowboy
He likes men
crime solving cowboy
He likes men
crime solving cowboy

Yeah I think Benny might be right.
Yeah he does seem a bit gay.