The D-Generation
Текст песни Television For Slow Learners

Television for slow learners.
we cross now to the UN general assembly for this years opening address.
your interpreter Clive Eye.

Welcome.
G'Day.

I Welcome.
G'Day.

The people.
You, Me etc.

Of the world.
Big round thing, Colleen McCullock.

Back to the united nations.
Mozzle.

In this great edifice.
Building, a big building why dont you just say so.

We shall continue.
On and on never ending, sons and daughters.

To consider.
Brawl about.

The issues.
Clinics.

Which effect us all.
Acne, Baldness.

From the farmers.
Whingers.

In Argentina.
Country, Won the world cup in 78, no navy to speak of.

To the workers.
Ratbags.

Of France.
Rainbow Warrior, truly sorry my ass.

Members.
Long bits.

Of either sex.
Can't remember mate, too long.

Shall have a voice.
This guy should know.

Which is important.
Cars, Beer, Sex.

It is my belief.
Here we go.

That.
Get on with it.

By the year 2000.
Or the end of this speech whichever comes first.

We shall have peace.
Urine.

I say peace.
More urine.

Throughout the world.
That's..that's bullshit.