The Ernies
Текст песни Mr. Benson & The Meson Ray

Approaching the laboratory,
determined to get at the truth of the meson ray machine.

"Is that right, Mr. Benson?"
"Yes."
Kick it!

A glimmer of light shines through
a boarded-up window on the top floor.
Inside, Mr. Benson, sound engineer
at a top New York recording company,
stands facing the most formidable array
of electronic equipment ever assembled
under one roof.

"Alright Mr. Benson"
"I've never heard of a meson ray."
"The meson ray is a highly-concentrated form of energy.
It only requires a very brief exposure."

Come on, come on. Just dance for me. Kick it!
"Benson, Benson what are you, who are you? Aaahh!"
"He, he was such a good man Mr. Benson, such a good man."
"YES!!!"