The Gothsicles
Текст песни B-R-(x)-A-N

Two dudes on the scene
Tattoos of machines
Mixing Diet RC
With a fifth of Jim Beam

Jim's a cool name
But when I say "Bryan"
The ladies line up
With my code compilin'
'Cause the letters that I use
To write my name out
Are cooler than the booze
Flowin' out of the spout

I disbelieve
The rhymes you weave
Enjoy a reprieve
'Cause here's how it's gonna

BRIAN
You spelled that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
BRYAN
Why's it got a "Y"
When the "I" I got is better by times ten?

BRIAN
You spelled that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
BRYAN
Why's it got a "Y"
When the "I" I got is better by millions?

Two syllables and three consonants
And the vowels I empower make lots of sense
An "I" and then an A
Is the one and only way
That I'll ever recognize
The spelling of the name

That's heresy
Total blasphemy
The absence of a "Y" is a catastrophe
"Y" is a vowel and consonant
"Y" is the letter that pays my rent

BRIAN
You spelled that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
BRYAN
Why's it got a "Y"
When the "I" I got is better by times ten?

BRIAN
You spelled that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
BRYAN
Why's it got a "Y"
When the "I" I got is better by millions?

BRIAN
BRYAN
BRIAN
BRYAN

BRIAN
BRYAN