The Gregory Brothers
Текст песни Get Money, Turn Gay

My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme
And you can vote, you can vote for me
For president if you want
And my name is Vermin, and uh, okay

Do you still stand by your pony pledge?
Yes, I do, free ponies for all
Turn all that pony poop to methane gas
One more thing, Jesus told me to make
Randall Terry gay

He's turning gay, turning gay!
Whooo, whoooo!
Thank you, alright, okay
Turning, turning, turning, turning, turning gay
And all the un-gay is melting away!
He's turning gay, turning gay!
Whooo, whoooo!
Whooo, whoooo!
Not a single straight gene in his DNA
'Cause he's turning, turning, turning, turning , turning gay!

Our instinct says everybody should vote
But some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote!
The kids are not paying attention
Yeah, on election day give 'em detention, whoo
This endless cheerleading
Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids.
All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid.
Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors?

You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor
Those kids who get money, cash money
Light janitorial duty - get money
Work in the cafeteria - cash money
Cash money is a good thing if you're poor
Get some cash money, then get some more
I'mma help poor people learn how to get a job
I'mma, I'mma help poor people learn how to get
That money, that cash
Get money, get a stash
Get that money, that cash
Get money, get a whole damn stash

That money, that cash
Get money, get a stash
Get that money, that cash
Get cash, money, money, cash, money, money, cash