The Muppets
Текст песни Let's Talk About Me

Tex Richman
I'm Tex Richman, Mr. Texas T
People call me rich 'cause I got my money!
I got more cheddar than some some super sized nachos
Got cash flow like Robert has de niro's
I got more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
No, no - don't eat it, though, it'll make you ill!
There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill.

Chorus
He's Tex Richman!
Everybody listen!
Just how great it is
To be him!

He's the greatest!
You're the lamest!
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see?

Tex Richman
[In Counterpoint]
Aw yeah!
Here we go now!
Aww it's great to be me, yeah!

I'm the greatest!
Whoo-hoo-hoo
Uh-uh-uh-uh

[Returning to Rap]
Yeah, it's funny in a Rich man's world
When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
If something's for sale, consider it sold
I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold!

I even got a guy to gold plate my gate
I don't regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
'Cept I wouldn't gold-plate little twinkles again!

Chorus
He's Tex Richman!
Everybody listen!
Just how great it is to be him!

He's the greatest!
You're the lamest!
Muppets are a waste of time,
Oh can't you see?

Tex Richman
I recall a heartbreaking story
About my own tenth birthday party
Should've been a glorious day for me
I'd have been happy as can be

But the Muppets were there,
To put on a show!
They started to dance,
They were telling their jokes!

I didn't laugh,
I didn't know how!
Then my friends,
They all turned around,
And they laughed at me!
They laughed at me!
I hate you Muppets so!

Chorus
He's Tex Richman,
Everbody listen,
Just how great it is to be him

He's the greatest
He's the greatest
Muppets are a waste of time,
Oh, can't you see?

Tex Richman
Little Muppets, time to give up your dream.