The Muppets
Текст песни The Pig Calypso

Pigs:
Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,
Dancing singing in the sun.
Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance,
Tell us of your gay romance.

Miss Piggy:
All day long I sit around
Dreaming of the love I found,
Because I really love my frog,
And when I love I go whole hog.

Pigs:
Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,
Dancing singing in the sun.
Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance,
Tell us of your gay romance.

Miss Piggy:
Kermie is the reason why
I have this twinkle in my eye.
Kermie Kermie shy and cute,
How I love that handsome brute.

Pigs:
Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,
Dancing singing in the sun.
Yoo hoo Kermit come and dance,
Tell us of your gay romance.

Kermit the Frog:
Frog has come to have his say,
The pig will never get her way.
Bib and napkin, knife and fork
Is the only way that I'll touch pork.

Miss Piggy (spoken):
What?! HI-YAH!

Pig:
Oink Oink!
Miss Piggy:
Oink oink, yourself!