Toby Turner
Текст песни Mini-Minotaur

Tim-Tim plays for days in a maze
And there's a-

Mintotaur-taur
Tiny minotaur-taur
Little minotaur-taur
Mini minotaur-taur

Minotaur-taur
Tiny minotaur-taur
Little minotaur-taur
Mini minotaur-taur

Cute little tiny little minotaur sitting in a cradle
(Awe)
He thinks that maybe it's a baby but it NAY BE!!
I'M A TINY MINOTAAUURR! LITTLE MINOTAAUURR! KILL YOU ANY MINUTE-TAAUURR!

Mintotaur-taur
Tiny minotaur-taur
Little minotaur-taur
Mini minotaur-taur

Minotaur-taur
Tiny minotaur-taur
Little minotaur-taur
Mini minotaur-taur

How do defeat a mini minotaur?
Many mini minotaur-taurs hate tar-tar sauce
They're deathly allergic to tar-tar sauce

You'll be fine, do you have some tar-tar, Tim-Tim? (No)
You'll need some tar-tar to kill him (Oh)
Things are looking grim-grim for Tim-Tim
(Ah!)(Ohm!)([strike match]) [GASP]

Wait! What's that in his tum-tum, Tim-Tim? (What?)
It's a bottle of tar-tar, Tim-Tim
Someone before you tried to kill him
OPEN THE JAR! (Twist the lid off!)
OPEN THE JAR! (Counter-clockwise) (Oh)
Release tar-tar to kill minotaur

(Ah! Tar-tar, my only weakness!)

I'm alive! Stop singing songs about me! You're ruining my life!



Thanks to Paytonius