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Текст песни I Like To Clown Around

BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the big show! Give it up for the clownfish!

CLOWNFISH:
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song? It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!

Which fish can perform operations? A sturgeon! Why are fish so smart? They're always in schools! Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales! What TV game show do fish like best? Name that Tuna! Which fish dresses the best? Swordfish- it always looks sharp!

*crowd laughing*

CLOWNFISH:
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song? It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!

What fish goes up the river at 100 miles an hour? A motor-pike! Which fish is the most precious? Goldfish! Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide! Why did the fish go into business? They start at a small scale! Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the squid!


*crowd laughing*

CLOWNFISH:
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song? It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!

BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN:
Once again, I'd like to thank you ladies and gentlemen, give it up one more time for the clownfish! Isn't he great? Now everyone, snap your fingers!

CLOWNFISH:
What kind of fish only swims around at night? A Starfish. What did the fish do when its piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna! What do you get when you cross a school of fish with a herd of elephants? Swimming trunks! What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry FINN! Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long? If it was 12 inches long, it would be a FOOT!

Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song? It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!















Thanks to Kimberly