W's, The
Текст песни King Of Polyester

Pulled up as he parked the car then he took his little feet and
walked right up to the door. Went inside looking slick as snot
with his smile so suave that the women all dropped. Bag in hand
with his hammer inside it. Shoes so shiny with his Cuban cigar
lit down two steps and to the right. Lucky ten was his number
tonight. Stepped on up with an arrow in sight. From the middle
1,2,3, to the right out for the handshake, up for the call, watch
and see those rednecks fall.


(chorus) Who is he? King of polyester. Who is he? King of polyester.
Who is he? King of polyester. What does he do?


One after another he watched them fall, his mighty hook was way
to much for them all the people cheered as they swept them away
he turned around and said well what can I say half way there
with no sweat in sight he swung once again and knocked them down
with all of his might 7,8,9, without a problem the room grew
silent as he came upon ten. Two down with one to go. If he gets
the last one it will be quite a show. His arm swung forward as
he let it go. The air was shattered by the force of the throw
down the alley with his perfect hook. He hit them so hard the
whole room shook people cheered as they hit the ground. Their
ears were deafened by the crushing sound. Waved to the people
as he picked up his bag grabbed his cigar and his black silk
rag. Up two steps and to the right, out the door be back tomorrow
night.


(chorus) Mark him up!