Jerky Boys
Текст песни Mother Fucker (Rare)

Jerry Jovel: Hello?
Reciever: Yes?
JJ: Hello, how you doin?
R: Alright, who's this?
JJ: Um, my name is Jerry Jovel. Lemme ask you something. I got a motherfuckin RCA VCR recorder, ah, VCR? aah..
R: Yes?
JJ: And uh, I was wondering. I put the motherfuckin tape inside the goddamn um, whater it is that you call that thing you put the tape in.
R: Yah?
JJ: And the motherfucker won't run. And I pushed down play and record.
R: Ummhmm.
JJ: Now, what the fuck am I doing all wrong? III swear ta god, I read the motherfucking manual 4 motherfucking times, and I can't figure out what the motherfuck is wrong with what I'm doing.
R: Was it working all along up until now?
JJ: The motherfucker was working fine.
R: Yea?
JJ: I put the mother fucker in ther about 4 motherfucking times, and the motherfucker did not at all skip at all. HOWEVER, when I put my motherfucking tape in the motherfucking, the machine, the motherfucker did not work one motherfucking time. Now, there's a part, II know it's on page five on my manual. That talks about a motherfucking clip, or some motherfucking tab on back of the motherfucking tape. That...
R: Wait wait wait wait.
JJ: Hello?
R: You just wanna play and not record right, just play?
JJ: The motherfucker will play every motherfucking time. But I noticed that (pst) on page five umm..
R: Forget about page five.
JJ: Hallo?
R: Just, right now if you put a tape in your machine right?
JJ: Aha, ummhmm..
R: Will it play?
JJ: Yeah!, the tape motherfucking plays every motherfucking time. But..
R: Alright, now what are you trying to do, back up a little bit.
JJ: Uh huh...
R: Back up a little bit.
JJ: Shure..ummhmm.
R: What do you wanna do now, do you wanna record?
JJ: I wanna motherfucking record...
R: You wanna record, is that it?..
JJ: Umhmm ummhmm, every..every motherfucking time I put the motherfucking tape inside the motherfucking player.
R: You wannd record not..
JJ: Dat's right, dat's right
R: You're trying to record stuff.
JJ: Dat's right! Dat's right! Right! now..
R: Are these brand new tapes?
JJ: I got a new motherfucking tape, however, my motherfucking son. I say.. there's a little motherfucking tab (R: Don't take the tab..) on back of the (R: Don't take..) on the back of the motherfucking tape.
R: Dont take the tab out! You take the tab out..
JJ: Lemme ask...lemme ask you a question...
R: Wait, lemme finish you're asking...
JJ: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry go ahead.
R: I followed and I wanna answer.
JJ: So..ummhmm..
R: You take the tab out..you take the tab out you cannot record!
JJ: Riiighht..II
R: You gotta leave the tape in there.
JJ: UmmHmmmmm... I motherfucking see.
R: You take it out, you cannot record alright?
JJ: I...so if take the motherfucking tape..the tab out..out of the motherfucking tape (R: Leave it alone, don't touch it.) You can't motherfucking record the motherfucking tape at the motherfucking time.
R: "MF" Stop it.
JJ: Uhhuh
R: Excuse me sir.
JJ: I thank you. I rea..you...
R: You're cursing all the time, It don't do no.. you know, It doesn't help
JJ: Huh?
R: You know the MF, that don't..that don't mean nuthin' you know that.
JJ: What are you talking about?
R: The cursing you're doing now on the phone, that's that's childish.
JJ: I ain't motherfucking cursing any motherfucking time.
R: MF! You know..
JJ: I'm worried about the motherfucking tape.
R: Don't use the word MF. ok?
JJ: I never said "MF" one motherfucking time, I said the goddamn motherfucking tape.
R: Alright goodbye sir.
JJ: But I wanna thank you, hello?
R: You're welcome sir buhbye.
JJ: Hello?
R: Take it easy.
JJ: Hello?
R: I gotta go, I got people here now.
JJ: No No No. But I appreciate what you done for me!
R: Alright sir, byebye.
JJ: I swear all the motherfucking time, I swear to god.
R: Alright, byebye.
JJ: I thank you one motherfucking time...
(hangs up)
JJ: Ummhmm....